dreamberks:

When you log in and your dash has untagged spoilers

non-volerli-vittime:

I promise to never unfollow you for posting excessive selfies. Selfie on, you beautiful self-confident tumblr users.

timelordspacegandalf:

loserberries:

dangergays:

enough of that “stick around for ur family” shit

here’s why you shouldn’t kill yourself u fucker

  • orgasms
  • fuckin puppies those cute lil shits
  • dude have you seen the fucking maldives
  • did i mention orgasms
  • ddude fob is back together n they r releasing new pUNK SONGS
  • so many concerts to go to
  • fuckin WINTER. snow n shit
  • the “keep calm and carry on” meme is dying

whenever im sad i look at this post

this post is now permanently on my desktop

(Source: fachee)

Every man wanted her. But one man dared to love her.”

(Source: deceivingfate)

lokiwholocked:

 

it’s almost like he’s the flynn rider of asgard… oh wait he is

(Source: forassgard)

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

(Source: bearsnbritts)

thelilnan:

ambiants:

ambiants:

what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

tequila mockingbird

also Ernest Hemmingway but that’s beside the point

queen-zarina:

dapperzack:

divergenttributefromdisneyworld:

people who think they’re not supposed to watch animated movies because they’re over the age of 12 need to be saved

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Hello!

HELLO THERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT WALT DISNEY

gearstation:

gearstation:

my roommate and their classmates are burning & sacrificing an animal cracker to pray for their greek final to be canceled

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WOW

12,053 plays | by Simon & Garfunkel

“Sound of Silence” by Simon & Garfunkel.
“The main thing about playing the guitar, though, was that I was able to sit by myself and play and dream. And I was always happy doing that. I used to go off in the bathroom, because the bathroom had tiles, so it was a slight echo chamber. I’d turn on the faucet so that water would run — I like that sound, it’s very soothing to me — and I’d play. In the dark. ‘Hello darkness, my old friend / I’ve come to talk with you again’.” Paul Simon

(Source: peacethroughmusic)

themedusa-cascade:

things that dont make you a rude guest:

  • asking for a drink
  • asking where the toilet is  
  • looking around the house 

things that do make you a rude guest:

  • pissing in the fireplace 

mockingjalie:

thgreminders:

friendly reminder only 800 people were saved from district 12 ✿◕‿◕✿

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depraved-rebel-against-god:

The Fucking Heartbreaking Faces of Marvel

amellywood asked: felicity smoak or skye

(Source: warpsex)

(Source: f-o-o-d-p-o-r-n)