sometimes i pull my headphones out of my purse and they pull out things like chap stick, tampons, whales and like the whole country of russia like are you kidding me
Give me coffee to change the things I can, vodka to accept the things I can’t, and friends who are sober enough to help me know the difference.
what rock group has four men that don’t sing
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
WHAT A GREAT PROBLEM TO HAVE